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Posted by parrio in Internel, Mi Vida.

Esta misma tarde me han pasado este link con alrededor de un trillón millón (o 20 mil y pico) de conversaciones por chat memorables. A my friend Omumbo casi le expulsan de la biblioteca por leer esto, por lo que, por favor, no intenteis leer esto en la biblioteca. Gracias a Omumbo por el link.

Aviso: Se necesita un gran nivel de conocimientos generales de internet (y particularmente del IRC) y nivel de ingles.

#25464 +(10911) [X]

<kow`> “There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
<SpaceRain> That’s only 2 types of people, kow.
<SpaceRain> STUPID

#125283 +(11030) [X]

<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm….nothing?
<Jeedo> So….want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<Indidge> Wait….did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/

#330261 +(14394) [X]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

Da a more para leer más…

#258908 +(12900) [X]

<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they’d be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I’m the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)

#99835 +(19006) [X]

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn’t cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?

#670375 +(10890) [X]

<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it’d go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit

#171987 +(11457) [X]

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao

#85514 +(10051) [X]

<Reverend> IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

#52 +(4967) [X]

<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;””
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.

#761414 +(5361) [X]

SergioThree: there’s other fish in the sea, man, she’s just a girl
Beatsfromkorea: no dude, that’s bullshit.
Beatsfromkorea: Think of it this way. if your precious copy of street fighter third strike broke and i told you “it’s ok man, there’s other games in the sea. here, play mortal kombat instead” what would you say? you’d be like, “fuck that, gimme third strike.”
SergioThree: …
SergioThree: you just reached me on a level that i never thought possible

#15641 +(5812) [X]

<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?!

#245718 +(5829) [X]

<+mOrphz> damn it :/
<@Lego> damn it :/
<+mOrphz> stop that
<@Lego> stop that
<+mOrphz> :D
<@Lego> :D
<+mOrphz> Lego smells
<@Lego> Lego smells
<+mOrphz> /quit
quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit)

Ya paro, ya. Me quedaría aqui poniendo frases toda la noche. Visitad la página si quereis 20470 frases memorables.

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